This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
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