this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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