My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
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Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
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Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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