I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
