Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
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theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
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The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
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