Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
May the power of my ass compel you!!
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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