Christians are straight up FREAKS
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
where are you?
Hypothermia
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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