I feel like I'm in dance class right now
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
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