I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Someone shattered a urinal.
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It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
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I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
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