I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
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I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
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I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
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Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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