If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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