i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
foreskin is a definite game changer
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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