it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Randomize
