Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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