hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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