Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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