sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
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Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
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Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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