waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
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