I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
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