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I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
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Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
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I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
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