Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
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He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
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You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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