he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
This is my gift to your gina
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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