As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
I booty called her while she was in labor.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
and you fell through a lawn chair
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
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