i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
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had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
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I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
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