some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
My balls are so social today.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
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Dude I just masturbated laying underneath my Christmas tree. Apparently all I want for Christmas is to get laid.
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
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I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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