it wasn't lemon gatorade
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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