I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
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she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
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I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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