so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
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Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
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It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
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