Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
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Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
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apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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