Old men and throwing up are my life now.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
BRING THE BAGELS
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
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