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(973): View more from New Jersey

don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.

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(631): View more from New York

My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.

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(434): View more from Virginia

I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.

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(810): View more from Michigan

Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.

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(216): View more from Ohio

My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.

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(480): View more from Arizona

In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.

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(514): View more from Quebec

He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow

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