We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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