Three words: puerto rican gang bang
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
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