That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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