But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Do you know how when animals have surgery they put those cones around their heads so they can't lick their wounds so they can heal? I think someone should invent that for human emotions.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
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you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
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I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
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