That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Omfg I am plowed. Had drinks with 3 milfs. Going out on their boat tomorrow. They want to show me how buoyant they are.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
my god I love twenty year old dicks
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
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