I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
Randomize
