Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
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My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
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So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
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