WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
Drunk is a universal language darling
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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