Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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