yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
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Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
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She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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