I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
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I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
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she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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