Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
zippers are such a cool invention
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a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
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I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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