guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
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you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
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someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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