Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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