...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
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There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
When did angry sex become our thing?
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
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This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
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