I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
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woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
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After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?