I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
He left a cum stain in the shape of a heart on my sheets.
He's like the Bob Ross of love stains.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
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He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
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That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit