That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
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Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
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He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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