Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
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I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
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Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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