I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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