they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
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