she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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