Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
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Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
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Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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