I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
You were ¾ of the way through the first pitcher of margaritas then you turned to me and said "Wow I can barely taste the vodka!" And then…….
...Then...
Then I told you margaritas are made with tequila not vodka. You whipped the pitcher at the wall and ordered another one
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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