so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
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This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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