Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
that's an acceptable place to lick
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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